Lemonade.

Maybe we’d like to think that there are Big Chiefs with scalpels and tweezers for fingers, but the fact is Big Chiefs have hams for hands. If the economy is a glassed-in ant colony and a recession is a confusion of non-connecting tunnels then “corrective” government intervention is banging the glass with a fat fist, like Fonzie banging a Jukebox. . .Mostly you get disoriented ants.

Ham handedness is good enough for politics and academics, but reality requires wisdom and finesse.