No, wait, that's a different holiday. Whatever.

You will recall that in March, some Serbian vampire hunters attempted to properly stake the mortal remains of Slobodan Milosevic, so as to prevent him from troubling the world in un-death as he had in life. (Via Warren Ellis.) By all accounts, half a year later Milosevic is still, thankfully, dead: once again, I ask, could this be coincidence?

There's more. It's a bag-o-treats. Dig in. Gingerly, there might be sharp and/or pointed objects embedded.